10 worst ‘Survivor’ seasons ranked from dull to dreadful Kevin Jacobsen 4/6/2020. Lex is definitely one of the biggest idiots on Survivor. That, is not what happened. I want to write about bad gameplay, not just people who left the game early. In over his head in every way. I think Carolyn is the 3rd best non-winner we have ever seen, and you have T-Bird coming all the way back from Africa to do this again and she was a really good player and Cesternino said himself she should've been on All-Stars. John seemed to be simply the dude who saw the numbers and organized them in a way that made logical sense when the merge occurred. I have never been happier than when he left the game. But I don’t just want to write a list like that. He lucked his way into majority alliances, thought himself invincible every step of the way, and then hurt the games of those around him through his idiocy. I think he was brought back because of ratings.What I donât like about reality television is some bad contestants return for wrong reasons. This was an opportunity for new and inventive gameplay that Terry could use to change the game in his favor. Jed Hildebrand 2.0! I think Reynold put it best: " I don't think not quitting a game that thousands want to play is all that heroic... " part of what makes Shamar the true jerk that he is, was his hateful nature, no less in the vicinity of possibly the most likeable cast ever to air on survivor. Coming in at number 10 is Cirie: the self-proclaimed "gangster with a smile." Her Blood vs Water game, though? He often appeared clueless throughout the season though pulling out a decent exit in ousting Monica. Bad at challenges. If it came down to her and Abbi Gomes in a final tribal, it would be an historical moment in Survivor history as the one season without a winner. He gave away his individual immunity to Natalie and got tricked by 4 girls. It's time to reflect on the best, and the worst, alliances from the series. But at the end of the day I thought of going with a more robust and controversial answer than to pick the dude who went out number one. Thailand was a fucking awful season and one of the worst parts is the cast which was just appalling to watch and to watch strategize. So this one is an edit. It pains me to put Stephen Fishbach on this list as I truly believe that he is one of the best players to play the game. This is really a shame because, up until making one silly mistake Ami Cusack was playing a perfect game that would see her skip to the finals with her right hand woman Leann Slaby in her all girl alliance. Millennials vs. Gen X: Taylor Lee Stocker. Say what you will about morality, it is a more noble venture to make beyond “I am quitting this immunity challenge for some peanut butter I can get when I get home.” Granted, Jeff also wouldn’t win this if it weren’t for the fact that this season had some solid players. His elimination of Jerri as well as others in his tribe showed a strong man gameplay that could make him a force to be reckoned with in the post merge. But they have a slight problem on their hands. Jeff had two votes against him. Thus, he was unanimously eliminated post merge. He was lazy and while this makes sense I some situations, if you want to stay around, you need to give your team a reason to keep you. I think Russell Hantz is one of the worst players to play the game. It's stupidity at its finest. Required fields are marked *, Hey! But nooo there was too much going on for Chet and he couldn't hold on for just two more days. Have zero idea why she has any fans when all she does is be evil and Dan Spilo is the only person who she can beat in a final two. People like Grant and Ashley who are mediocre players and not even that likeable would have almost swept the votes over Rob and Phillip just due to how disliked they were, and Natalie couldn't even get 1. Say what you want about Francesca or Erik making blatantly stupid moves, Colton QUIT. 1st player to be voted out first twice! He was happy to go with the flow in the majority Drake alliance until it bit him in the ass. Hey look! As stated before, Keith adapted and started to make legitimately good moves near the end. When Survivor : All Stars first aired in 2004 at the height of the show’s popularity it was filled with 17 of the games most popular and infamous players. Of course, lots of players go far with their alliance - and can even end up controlling the entire game. Whatever roasts your goose. He still played poorly seeing seven out of nine choose Natalie over him. Then completely insanely ratted out himself and his closest ally Andrea to boston Rob.He gives every one a sense of uncertainty unsure about what he wants to do. Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers: Mike Zahalsky. So even in his best gameplay, he was nothing more than mediocre. But in the hands of a better strategist who could see numbers and work them toe their advantages, this could have been much more compelling then what it was. While Figgy had some reservations on it, this ultimately worked against her as she was seen as the bigger threat of the two. But in a strong season, he gets the award for worst player for simply being complacent and less of a power player compared to Roger. Just tried to get famous and failed. Something that should rarely happen in the game as it stands. Honestly, the only reason he wasn' out first was because Reynold's group wouldn't know how to play well if they got a lesson from every winner. For starters, I am going to say that John Carroll does not deserve a lot of credit for forming the voting block that he did with Robert, Tammy, Zoe, Paschal, and Neleh against the former Maaramu tribe. They didn’t do anything particularly bad. Gordon Ramsay would call him a total disgrace. The TV series Survivor has seen its share of injuries and accidents through the years. Wouldn't be sad to find out she decided to retire from civilization and live out her next 30 years in the jungle before being eaten in her sleep by jaguars. Well allow me to explain. It has all the things that makes survivor so wonderful. Shanté is a New York-based writer/producer who covers culture and identity and is the former Executive Editor at Complex Networks. I seriously wonder if she can go a minute without her mouth opening. But at the end of the day Natalie and Alexis were not able to pull the others up to exempt them either. The guy was less a person and more of some kind of scum you scrape off the bottom of your shoe. Beyond that, everyone deserves the title of worst survivor of this season sans Boston Rob. Then you had Natalie… Natalie was someone who just could not adapt to the social climate. No Russell didn’t deserve it in Samoa, he didn’t deserve it in Redemption Island, and he doesn’t deserve it here either. As such, he inches out Drew as the worst player of Survivor San Juan del Sur. She started out in the minority of the cursed Manu tribe that saw Reem and Keith go early before she was sort of dragged along for several episodes as the rest of the cast ran around like chickens with the heads cut off playing the most paranoid game of Survivor I have ever seen. Most overrated winner? But they did play a strong game up until their eliminations so I can’t really fault them that much. Danni Boatwright, the eventual winner, was his only competition but she was the “I’m a free vote girl” and was expendable. Gabby was a strong player up until her desire to make a big move and out Christian Hubicki which saw her take the walk instead. But all things consider, it is a no brainer that Natalie Cole takes the title this season whenever you really look at it. I think if you talk to anyone, you know that this guy was just an asshole of a person who thought himself a great Survivor player and the second that he was not 100% in control or people were not doing what HE wanted to do, he quit and walked out of the show. But you have to balance making these big moves and still maintain yourself as a viable candidate for being the winner. Frank can best be described, as some would argue like myself, a complete “homophobic asshole” and that is me being nice. Is the current 40th season of CBS’s long-running reality TV program good enough to be added into the Golden Dozen of best “Survivor” seasons ever? I’m not going to waste too much time typing this after burning it up on One World. Watch every season of Survivor … I start looking things up and I find that there is a lack of writings on bad players in Survivor history. So, as I’m working on some various projects for my Ph. He would never win at survivor or at anything else, because he needs to be in a padded room drooling on a coloring book somewhere. Thus, the jury, who is going to decide your fate, who you have personally insulted while voting them out are all pissed and will never vote for you. But that is a disservice to both women who did play decent games… They just made the wrong moves at the wrong time and paid for it. Especially with his extra vote that could have seen a significant power flip. He can be thanked for booting Brendan out of the game. Undoubtedly the dumbest Asian to ever play Survivor. Do you hear that jury members? This spot ALMOST went to Zane Knight, the first person voted out of the season for orchestrating his exit by taking himself from safe and secure to walking out first. Being the "worst" play must mean that you fail to 'Outwit, Outlast, and Outplay. ' But James seemed content with playing conservative. He created so many reasons for a lost. Ultimately I decided to highlight both Wendy Diaz and Dan “Wardog” Silva for different reasons which I will get into in order. Terry was in possession of the first true immunity idol, and it was a god idol no less. He flipped on his alliance PURELY for the fact that he wasn't shown Mookie's idol yet, making him already a big goat. He was SO GOOD that he essentially made Survivor all stars out of Tyson Apostal, JT Thomas, Taj Johnson-George, and Benjamin “Coach” Wade. Anyone who has seen this season would probably agree that Chet is the worst player of this cast. However, Keith won back some points in a Cirie Fields sort of way by legitimately making some good moves and adapting to the game as the game went on. But I do not think that is a necessarily insurmountable thing if you are able to find a good alliance to situate yourself in. Coach is painfully overrated when it comes to gameplay. His strategy consisted of following Roger Sexton, which was a big mistake, and trying to strong man his way into getting Heidi and Jenna to follow him. Drew and his brother Alec were not exactly what I would call Survivor super fans. Hope that casting director was fired! I am sure she is a wonderful person in the real world. IF JEFF WON THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE WHICH WAS STANDING ON A FUCKING BEAM than Ogakor was guaranteed a 0% chance of finding someone with a vote because Alicia, Rodger, Elisabeth, and Nick had no votes. I just want to say that personally I don't know why everyone's hating on j'tia I don't think she was that bad. Yes, she played a hard game that almost guaranteed she wouldn’t win and I even willfully admit that I might be biased here for shitting on Dreamz and Russell Hantz and giving Sugar slack. Those big doe eyes and adamant denial. The most unaware naive uncertain survivor player ever. Russell Hantz is the epitome of the perfect 3rd player, and in the game of survivor, you might as well be last if you're going to be 3rd every time. Instead he votes out an ally, keeps Rob's ally, and Rob betrays him at the very next tribal council. Worst Survivor Players Ever? The guy seemed out of his element from the start and it only gotten worse as the game went on. Source: www.hitfix.com. She should have been gone in the first episode, He threatened to quit and said the only way he was going to stay was if the others fed him. A good player is one who can come up with good strategies AND put themselves in a place where they can win the game. But ultimately he was eliminated even playing his vote steal advantage. Clearly he joined on for the fame and knew going in he wouldn't win. The rest of the gameplay in this season was good and some dishonorable mention does need to be tossed to Erik Hoffman who just sort of let himself be voted off by the majority alliance and be okay with the loss. Ah… The first major power shift in Survivor history and the spot goes to the ringleader who got ousted by his own hubris. This is another hard one as Cook Islands did have some good game play. Once again, I want to stress this was a high gameplay season so Stephen certainly shouldn’t be considered in the Top Ten for worst players. Shamar or any possible goat could still easily win a returning players season, at least you could imagine some way how aye. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page. Second, Colby made his decision on moral grounds. Rewatching some of that awful season and Nat Ten was a big part of why it was so awful. But that is NOT FAIR AT ALL! She tackled a handicap tribe mate, stole: food, supplies & personal items, never took blame, quite, wouldn't skip a movie & popcorn to give tribe food- when she new she was quiting, yelled at everyone, had vile confessionals, full of herself: without reason & thought she could win. The guy did make good moves and form strong alliances in both seasons, his strange policies and ideology has always been his Achilles heel and can often times lead to some serious hypocrisy. The other dishonorable mention bounces to Crazy Dave Cruser who was… well crazy…. He lost the duel, so he was first boot! Ultimately, I toyed with two people. This worthless, lazy, useless fat turd was a dishonor to the game. I know some are right now saying why is Jeff being punished for a single mistake while Colby is forgiven for his single, more consequential mistake? They were approaching the end game and had just eliminated the final Kalabaw boy in Carter. 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